Opinion

Tom Kelly: From Stormont’s pretend politics to Mary Lou McDonald’s Dublin delusions, we’re in a terrible state o’ chassis

The Sinn Féin leader’s sense of entitlement following the election is staggering

Tom Kelly

Tom Kelly

Tom Kelly is an Irish News columnist with a background in politics and public relations. He is also a former member of the Policing Board.

Fianna Fail leader Micheal Martin is hoisted up by his sons Cillian and Micheal Aodh after he was deemed elected in the Cork South Central constituency on Saturday
Micheál Martin and Fianna Fáil made it clear they would not form a government with Sinn Féin (Jacob King/PA)

An unsettled UK Labour government, France in disarray, Palestine abandoned, Ukraine in retreat and the US spiralling towards dictatorship, as Captain Jack would say “Th’ whole worl’s in a terrible state o’ chassis”.

Unsurprisingly, up on the Hill, the inmates play pretend politics. This isn’t a proper government -though some local ministers appear to share the majesty of Transylvanian nobility. Difficult to believe, but the Assembly closed early last Tuesday because they had no other business.

Some elements of the media lauds and fawns on executive members for simply not being rude to each other in public.



A whiff of power and some mediocre politicians soon believe their statements carry the authority of a papal bull.

A cúpla focal here and the laying of a wreath there, seems to be elevated to acts of statesmanship, equivalent to a meeting between Mao and Kissinger. It’s not. It is basic civility and mutual respect.

Join the Irish News Whatsapp channel

The spectacle of local ministers refusing to answer the media is immature, cowardly and evasive.

Lip service is paid to accountability as long as political oversight and sanction is light touch.

The Department for Infrastructure has become farcical.

Even the minister appears to believe there’s nothing wrong the funding model for Northern Ireland Water, despite the overwhelming accumulation of facts, failures, figures and numerous independent critical reports pointing to red flags on the collapsing water and sewerage system. The minister is clearly standing in a sink hole.

In any normal functioning administration, a minister who cannot get a grip on the fundamentals would be removed. But not in Northern Ireland. Committee oversight structures are stacked in favour of ministers.

But political delusion is borderless and may go some way to explain the extraordinary post-election utterances of Mary Lou McDonald.

She claims it’s “bad practice for Fianna Fáil to exclude Sinn Féin from potential government formation”. This is a very different type of bull.

In any normal functioning administration, a minister who cannot get a grip on the fundamentals would be removed. But not in Northern Ireland. Committee oversight structures are stacked in favour of ministers

Sinn Féin ran on an aggressive election platform about getting rid of the incumbent government. They were very clear about their intent.

Equally clear was the Fianna Fáil leader, Micheál Martin, who said that if he was in a position to form a government post the election, Sinn Féin wouldn’t be part of it.

The people then chose.

Sinn Féin didn’t win enough votes or seats to lead on the formation of what has to be a coalition of the willing. Fianna Fáil did.

That may be disappointing but it’s realpolitik.

Sinn Féin’s results could have been worse. There should be some comfort in their performance.

They had hoped to create a coalition of the left but lost over 5.5% of their own 2020 vote.

Other left wing parties didn’t win enough votes either to offer a viable government alternative but the Sinn Fein leader’s sense of entitlement is staggering.

In 2020 Sinn Féin was in a stronger position to seek engagement with other parties about coalition but this campaign was centred on ousting Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael and taking the keys of Merrion Buildings.

Jilting a potential suitor before the engagement and still expecting a wedding is a tad optimistic.

Sinn Féin may find maintaining momentum on the opposition benches over five years will be difficult, especially if a resurgent Irish Labour and/or Social Democrats are alongside. Mary Lou should remember one can’t create an orchestra with a single flute.

If you have an opinion on the issues raised in this article and would like to submit a Letter to the Editor to be considered for publication, please click here

Letters to the Editor are invited on any subject. They should be authenticated with a full name, address and a daytime telephone number. Pen names are not allowed.